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    Did you know...
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    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
    (Hardly seems worth it)

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
    (Now that's more like it)

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet (OMG...!)

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life I want to be a pig)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
    (Creepy)
    (I'm still not over the pig)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    ("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes...can you imagine??)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds
    (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over quantity.)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm........)

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

    Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
    (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed.
    (Who knew...? Who cares!)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (What about that pig?)
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    LOL LOL yeah, what about that pig?!
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    "If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee"

    That's a lie, I have been yelling for over 30 years, and my coffee still cold.

    "If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb"

    That's a lie, my house still in one piece.

    "A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes."

    No comment

    "A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death."


    That's a lie, any cockroach would only live until I see it alive.

    "Some lions mate over 50 times a day."

    I'm glad I am not a lion, I have no time for that shit all day.

    "The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue."

    That depends on how many milligrams is the blue pill you take.

    "Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure."


    That's BS, just ask any ad-Whore if they will do it just for pleasure.

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    I'm sorry for this post, but I just feel like a Pig right now. (btw, where is Ms. Piggy?)


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    ) damn! 30 minutes, eh? but not for pleasure.. too bad.

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    I'm with you on the pig thing...but then again if I could combine the lion with the pig, now that would be something!
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    What do you get when you cross a lion and a pig? Rabbits!

    Quote Originally Posted by Susan_ShareResults
    I'm with you on the pig thing...but then again if I could combine the lion with the pig, now that would be something!

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sal
    "If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee"

    That's a lie, I have been yelling for over 30 years, and my coffee still cold.

    "If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb"

    That's a lie, my house still in one piece.

    "A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes."

    No comment

    "A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death."


    That's a lie, any cockroach would only live until I see it alive.

    "Some lions mate over 50 times a day."

    I'm glad I am not a lion, I have no time for that shit all day.

    "The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue."

    That depends on how many milligrams is the blue pill you take.

    "Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure."


    That's BS, just ask any ad-Whore if they will do it just for pleasure.

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    I'm sorry for this post, but I just feel like a Pig right now. (btw, where is Ms. Piggy?)

    LOL! Mr Sal, you are crazy!! In a good way. ;-)
    Peace,

    Rexanne

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    What do you get when you cross a lion and a pig? . . . 25 hour days

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