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    made me giggle
    Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents


    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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    10 outta 10 Annie ...LOL
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    glad you approve Neil!

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    Oh OUCH! Poor guy ... LOL!
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    I really didn't know where that was going... very nice.

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    I had one of those moments a back in highschool. Dinner with the family ended up being 9 army reservists that referred to my date as "our daughter". One of them actually kicked me in the shin under the table. You better believe I had her back for curfew!

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    Yup, Sure ... now let me check ... Cagles Mill's Avatar
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    Reminds me of the bit in "Kentucky Fried Movie" where the teenage boy leaves his girlfriend in the car while he tries to discreetly buy some condoms at the pharmacy. He picks out some Trojans and when he pays for them bells go off, streamers and balloons fall from the ceiling and people with cameras surround him. It turns out he had just becme Trojan's 75 millionth' customer and the next thing he knows his picture is plastered on TV and billboards all over the country.
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