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    ABW Ambassador Sheri's Avatar
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    Let's pretend we're married
    A man and a woman, who had never met before but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly . . . he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."



    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."



    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.



    "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"



    After a moment of silence, he farted.

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheri
    A man and a woman, who had never met before but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly . . . he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."



    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."



    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.



    "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"



    After a moment of silence, he farted.
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... marrried people should be kinder to each other. LOL
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    I was going to print this out and show my wife, then realized she might not think it was funny! (we've been married 26 years)
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    LOL.. I love it
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    Potty humor....is there anything funnier?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... marrried people should be kinder to each other. LOL
    True, in my house my wife wears the farts

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    I had such high hopes for that story too. Heheheh...

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    hehehe a good one! Have to show it to my wife.

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    Oh thanks for the warning. I guess I should never get married then.
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    ha ha!! I'm not married yet, but already my fiance and me are like that!!! maybe not a good thing..........

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