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November 17th, 2005, 12:55 PM #1Let's pretend we're married
A man and a woman, who had never met before but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly . . . he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
November 17th, 2005, 01:45 PM #2Originally Posted by SheriPeace,
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November 17th, 2005, 02:00 PM #3
I was going to print this out and show my wife, then realized she might not think it was funny! (we've been married 26 years)Ron Bechdolt | Affiliate Program Management Consultant
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November 17th, 2005, 02:34 PM #4
November 17th, 2005, 03:50 PM #5
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Potty humor....is there anything funnier?
November 17th, 2005, 08:10 PM #6Originally Posted by Rexanne
November 17th, 2005, 09:13 PM #7
I had such high hopes for that story too. Heheheh...
November 18th, 2005, 03:14 AM #8
November 18th, 2005, 04:05 AM #9
Oh thanks for the warning. I guess I should never get married then.Arjaree (Oy - AMWSO)
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November 18th, 2005, 06:37 AM #10
ha ha!! I'm not married yet, but already my fiance and me are like that!!! maybe not a good thing..........
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