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    different version of an old joke
    A modern day cowboy had spent many days crossing the Texas plains
    without water. His horse had already died of thirst. Crawling through
    the sand, he was certain that he had breathed his last breath.

    All of a sudden he saw an object sticking out of the sand several yards
    ahead of him.

    He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered what
    looked to be an old briefcase. He opened it and out popped a genie. But
    this was no ordinary genie. She was wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray
    dress.

    There was a calculator in her pocketbook. She had a tucked behind
    one ear. "Well, cowboy," said the genie. "You know how I work. You have
    three wishes."

    "I'm not falling for this," said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an IRS
    genie."

    She smiled and said, "What do you have to lose? You've got no
    transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"

    The cowboy
    thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was right.

    He said, "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."


    ***POOF***


    The cowboy found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen.
    And he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

    The genie said, "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

    "My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."


    ***POOF***


    The cowboy found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
    gold coins and precious gems. The genie said, "Alright, Tex, you have just
    one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

    After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy said, "I wish that no
    matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."



    ***POOF***





    He turned into a tampon.


    The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going
    to be a string attached.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    A modern day cowboy had spent many days crossing the Texas plains
    without water. His horse had already died of thirst. Crawling through
    the sand, he was certain that he had breathed his last breath.

    All of a sudden he saw an object sticking out of the sand several yards
    ahead of him.

    He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered what
    looked to be an old briefcase. He opened it and out popped a genie. But
    this was no ordinary genie. She was wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray
    dress.

    There was a calculator in her pocketbook. She had a tucked behind
    one ear. "Well, cowboy," said the genie. "You know how I work. You have
    three wishes."

    "I'm not falling for this," said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an IRS
    genie."

    She smiled and said, "What do you have to lose? You've got no
    transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"

    The cowboy
    thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was right.

    He said, "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."


    ***POOF***


    The cowboy found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen.
    And he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

    The genie said, "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

    "My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."


    ***POOF***


    The cowboy found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
    gold coins and precious gems. The genie said, "Alright, Tex, you have just
    one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

    After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy said, "I wish that no
    matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."



    ***POOF***





    He turned into a tampon.


    The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going
    to be a string attached.
    LOL!
    Peace,

    Rexanne

    Rexanne.com
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