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    The Lost Chapter Of Genesis
    Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.




    So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

    Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.


    God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
    and that it would be a woman.




    He said,

    "This pretty lady will gather food for you,
    she will cook for you,
    and when you discover clothing,
    she will wash it for you.






    She will always agree with every decision
    you make and she will not nag you,
    and will always be the first
    to admit she was wrong
    when you've had a disagreement.

    She will praise you!




    She will bear your children.




    and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.




    "She will NEVER have a headache
    and will freely give you love and passion
    whenever you need it."




    Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"


    God replied, "An arm and a leg."




    Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?

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    Of course the rest is history. . . . . . . . .
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.




    So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

    Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.


    God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
    and that it would be a woman.




    He said,

    "This pretty lady will gather food for you,
    she will cook for you,
    and when you discover clothing,
    she will wash it for you.






    She will always agree with every decision
    you make and she will not nag you,
    and will always be the first
    to admit she was wrong
    when you've had a disagreement.

    She will praise you!




    She will bear your children.




    and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.




    "She will NEVER have a headache
    and will freely give you love and passion
    whenever you need it."




    Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"


    God replied, "An arm and a leg."




    Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?

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    .
    .
    .
    .
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    Of course the rest is history. . . . . . . . .
    HA HA - goes to show that being cheap has it's own just rewards. ;-)
    Peace,

    Rexanne

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    you get what you pay for.. just kidding!

    cheers!
    -nishith

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by nish
    you get what you pay for.. just kidding!

    cheers!
    -nishith
    Too true! :-)
    Peace,

    Rexanne

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    Loving Everyone's Child Creates Magic


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