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    Affiliate Network Rep Annabelle's Avatar
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    Wink Why women can't get ahead?
    This made the rounds here at Share Results... in my defense, I don't have a car, so this does not apply to me specifically.

    Last Friday's Globe & Mail Business Magazine had an article about "Why Women Can't Get Ahead".

    Included was this "insiders joke":

    A sign in the bank lobby reads == Please note that this bank is installing new drive-through teller machines. After careful research ,MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed for using this facility.Customers are asked to follow the appropriate steps:

    MALE PROCEDURE

    1. Drive to the cash machine

    2. Roll down your car window

    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN enter amount of cash required and withdraw

    4. Retrieve card ,cash and withdraw

    5. Roll up window

    6. Drive off.


    FEMALE PROCEDURE

    1. Drive up to cash machine

    2. Put vehicle in reverse and b back up the required amount to align car window with machine

    3. Set parking brake and roll down window

    4. Find handbag and remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card

    5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up

    6. Attempt to insert card into machine

    7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine

    8. Insert card

    9. Reinsert card the right way

    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the back page

    11. Enter PIN

    12. Press cancel and reenter PIN

    13. Enter amount of cash required

    14. Check makeup in rear view mirror

    15. Retrieve cash and receipt

    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside

    17. Write debit amount in chequebook and place receipt in back of it

    18. Re-check makeup

    19. Drive forward one half metre

    20. Reverse back to cash machine

    21. Retrieve card

    22. Re-empty handbag ,locate cardholder and place card in slot provided

    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you

    24. Restart stalled engine and pull away

    25. Redial person on cell phone

    26. Drive for two or three kilometers

    27. Release parking brake.
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    Affiliate Manager Sami B - Uncommon Goods's Avatar
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    26. Drive for two or three kilometers
    27. Release parking brake.

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    Affiliate Manager harrymond's Avatar
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    LoL...
    Cheers,

    Harry.
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    http://www.mondera.com/affiliate_support/
    Winner of the LinkShare 2004 Golden Link Awards "Affiliate's Choice Award"
    Winner of the 2002 Abestweb.com "Best Affiliate Program Award"

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    1. Drive up to cash machine

    2. Put vehicle in reverse and b back up the required amount to align car window with machine

    7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine


    Hey, at least I don't have a handbag!
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    The good thing about a hand bag is you dont have to search the entire car for your card, just the seat where you dump it out onto.

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    CPA Network Rep Jon@Fluxads's Avatar
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    hahaha. pretty accurate. i've been in the car with my GF many times driving up to an ATM...she's guilty of a lot.

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