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    What I'd like for Christmas...
    ..the amount in my sales column swapping with the amount in my commissions column
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    For CJ to get rid of the parasites.

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    For tracking to not be affected.
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    A 16 some with 15 females

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    Quote Originally Posted by HardwareGeek
    A 16 some with 15 females
    LOL - greedy ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HardwareGeek
    A 16 some with 15 females
    Thanks for the gift idea Hardware, everyones been bugging me for my Christmas list and I couldn't come up with any ideas

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    What I'd like for Christmas...
    is to actually have one

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    An email from Bill Gates that says:

    Billy, we love your site soooooooo much, we've decided to make it the default home page on every new computer shipped with Windows

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Kay
    An email from Bill Gates that says:

    Billy, we love your site soooooooo much, we've decided to make it the default home page on every new computer shipped with Windows
    About as realistic as Mike getting his 16 something but good dreams.
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    I'd like to be able to shirk my nutcracking duties just for a few days, a little vacation, ya know

    But there are just too many nuts out there that really need to be cracked.

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    A new office chair.

    I left for lunch today, only to return to find that my nice big
    padded office chair was gone when i got back.
    when i asked my wife, who works in the office next to me,
    where it had gone.
    she just laughed and said the one in the salon had broke
    and they were doing a demonstration for a new customer and needed a nice
    recliner for the demo ... URGENT..
    so she told them to take mine.

    I sometimes wonder who is the boss here.
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    The slot machine that IS paid! Billy Kay's Avatar
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    I'm confused Neil...

    Is your Christmas wish for a new chair?

    or a new wife?


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    Is your Christmas wish for a new chair?
    or a new wife?
    Billy !
    I have lots of good answers to that. LOL ..
    and they include the words, RECLINER and WIFE.

    but if i told them here and the wife read them ...

    i would be looking for a new wife ..
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    Cursal,

    I'll join you on that wish....heck....let's just make it world wide peace and prosperity ;-)

    ...fight wars with medicine not bullets

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    Quote Originally Posted by HardwareGeek
    A 16 some with 15 females
    LOL. I can't think of anything better. I'll go with that too.
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    To be able to log in and stay logged in for more than 30 minutes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Kay
    An email from Bill Gates that says:

    Billy, we love your site soooooooo much, we've decided to make it the default home page on every new computer shipped with Windows
    I would then like one (an email) from Roman Abramovich, granting me a permanent advertising spot (both on stadiums and on TV) on all games of Chelsea FC and CSKA.

    Geno

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    Oh, this thread is for our REAL Christmas wishes! Great!

    1) I want the Leader Algo to go into permanent effect in all SEs: Namely, permanant free #1s, under every relevant keyphrase, for all of my pages, in EVERY search engine! All new pages of mine would be ranked the same way.

    The only way I would lose a #1 is if I took the page down. If I later brought that page back online, all the SEs would immediately perma-rank it back at #1 for all of its keys.

    2) NO reversals or extensions.

    3) NO deadbeats.

    But, I would happily delay all of those for WORLD CONQUEST. Then I'd just legislate my SE rankings.
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    Beautiful wish!

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    I'd like at least 75% of my traffic to be based on type-ins and return visits. I want to become an authority in my niche and establish my brand as a household name among my target audience. And most importantly, I'd like to be respected and sought after by merchants and customers alike in my market choices. Oh and I'd like a 60GB Black Ipod Video

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    I'd like at least 75% of my traffic to be based on type-ins and return visits.
    That's easy to accomplish.

    Once I get my Leader Algo in, I'll just BAN you from all the SEs. Then 100% of your traffic will come from non-SE sources
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    For cj and linksnare to finish working on it. Doesn't matter what it is
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