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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
    50 Fahrenheit . New Yorkers try to turn on the heat... Canadians plant gardens.
    40 Fahrenheit . Californians shiver uncontrollably... Canadians Sunbathe.
    35 Fahrenheit . Italian Cars won't start ... Canadians drive with the windows down
    32 Fahrenheit . Distilled water freezes ... Canadian water gets thicker.
    0 Fahrenheit . New York City finally turn on the heat... Canadians have last cookout of the season.
    -40 Fahrenheit . Hollywood disintegrates... Canadians rent some videos.
    -60 Fahrenheit . Mt. St. Helens freezes... Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
    -100 Fahrenheit Santa Claus abandons the North Pole... Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
    -173 Fahrenheit . Ethyl alcohol Freezes... Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
    -460 Fahrenheit . Absolute zero all atomic motion stops... Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
    -500 Fahrenheit . Hell freezes over... The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer


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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    LOL - makes me want to RUSH from the comfort of my Hollywood home into the wild frozen tundra of Canada!

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    -500 Fahreneit Hell freezes over......The Green Party forms Canada's majority Government!

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