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December 2nd, 2005, 12:35 PM #1The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50° Fahrenheit . New Yorkers try to turn on the heat... Canadians plant gardens.
40° Fahrenheit . Californians shiver uncontrollably... Canadians Sunbathe.
35° Fahrenheit . Italian Cars won't start ... Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit . Distilled water freezes ... Canadian water gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit . New York City finally turn on the heat... Canadians have last cookout of the season.
-40° Fahrenheit . Hollywood disintegrates... Canadians rent some videos.
-60° Fahrenheit . Mt. St. Helens freezes... Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100° Fahrenheit Santa Claus abandons the North Pole... Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173° Fahrenheit . Ethyl alcohol Freezes... Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460° Fahrenheit . Absolute zero all atomic motion stops... Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit . Hell freezes over... The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
December 2nd, 2005, 12:55 PM #2
LOL - makes me want to RUSH from the comfort of my Hollywood home into the wild frozen tundra of Canada!Peace,
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December 2nd, 2005, 07:00 PM #3
-500 Fahreneit Hell freezes over......The Green Party forms Canada's majority Government!
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