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    Canadienne extraordinaire Susan's Avatar
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    Another political and slightly nawty one...
    K, even though I'm not American, I couldn't help myself. A little naughty, so if you are in anyway offended by racy jokes, then don't read. Enjoy :-)

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    One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.

    I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Jesse thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing.

    Such was his fate in hell.

    "No," Jesse said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."

    The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

    "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Jesse.

    The devil opened a third door. Through it, Jesse saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.


    Jesse looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

    The devil smiled and said . . . . . . . .

    "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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    Affiliate Manager inflatemouse's Avatar
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    That was obviously written by a Republican.

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    And who says the Devil doesn't have a sense of fair play.
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    Ahhhh justice ...

    Monica didn't "really" deserve to go to hell anyway ...
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    Monica's already done her time in hell! But I don't remember being that clueless at that age. It was later in life that I became clueless!
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    Okay, I liked it.

    Now where was Monica going after that, I wonder. (the other place?)

    Fred

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    i've got one...
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    GEORGE BUSH: Oh Condi, that's awful. WOW... how many is a "brazillion"?

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    Definitely written by a Republican. No one made of the others intelligence.

    I just can't get the image out of my mind of Billy spread eagle and JJ doing his thing.

    I need to watch cartoons to clear my mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by inflatemouse
    That was obviously written by a Republican.
    Quote Originally Posted by nEVERCLEAR
    Definitely written by a Republican.
    Duh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by buy_online
    Okay, I liked it.

    Now where was Monica going after that, I wonder. (the other place?)

    Fred
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