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December 6th, 2005, 03:01 AM #1Unix has a sense of humor...
I came across this by mistake...While i don't pretend to understand Unix, this made me laugh:
UNIX offers several kinds hostilities:
denial of service (type "~/bin" for an example)
lack of compassion (type "?" into your favorite shell)
Byzantine failure (type "ld ~/.cshrc" for example)
corruption of language ("grep this file for...")
.. but then, you knew this already. So in a more humorous vein,
I present some tidbits from a local bboard. Excuse me if you've
seen this before.
Note that the '%' prompt indicates that the command should be issued from
the C shell, and the '$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell.
% "How poorly would you rate the UNIX (so-called) user interface?
% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
% got a light?
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
%blow: No such job.
(-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
December 6th, 2005, 07:41 AM #2
Nice chuckle on a Tuesday morning (at least where I am).
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