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December 7th, 2005, 10:32 PM #1The philosophy of toys
Compiled by Phil Proctor in the Funny Times:
Capitalism: He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Hari Krishna: He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Judaism: He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
Catholicism: He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican: They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox: No, they were our toys first.
Branch Davidians: He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism: There is no toy maker.
Polytheism: There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism: The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ: We are the toys.
Communism: Everyone gets the same number of toys, and go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours.
B’Hai: All toys are just fine with us.
Amish: Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Buddhism: Wanting toys causes suffering. They either break, or you outgrow them.
Taoism: The doll is as important as the dump truck.
Mormonism: Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo: Let me borrow that doll for a second…
Jehovah’s Witnesses: He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism: He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism: Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confusianism: Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism: We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them.Renée
Pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain. -Wizardress of Oz
December 7th, 2005, 11:31 PM #2
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