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    The philosophy of toys
    Compiled by Phil Proctor in the Funny Times:

    Capitalism: He who dies with the most toys, wins.
    Hari Krishna: He who plays with the most toys, wins.
    Judaism: He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
    Catholicism: He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
    Anglican: They were our toys first.
    Greek Orthodox: No, they were our toys first.
    Branch Davidians: He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
    Atheism: There is no toy maker.
    Polytheism: There are many toy makers.
    Evolutionism: The toys made themselves.
    Church of Christ: We are the toys.
    Communism: Everyone gets the same number of toys, and go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours.
    B’Hai: All toys are just fine with us.
    Amish: Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
    Buddhism: Wanting toys causes suffering. They either break, or you outgrow them.
    Taoism: The doll is as important as the dump truck.
    Mormonism: Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
    Voodoo: Let me borrow that doll for a second…
    Jehovah’s Witnesses: He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
    Pentecostalism: He whose toys can talk, wins.
    Existentialism: Toys are a figment of your imagination.
    Confusianism: Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
    Non-denominationalism: We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them.
    Pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain. -Wizardress of Oz

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