An American was seated next to a Belizean on Continental Airlines, when the American turned to the Belizean and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The Belizean, who had just begun listening to some music on his walkman, turned it down, and said to the American, "What yu wah taak bout?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the American. Thinking that he could belittle the Belizean...he said "Nuclear Power!!"

"Aaa yes," said the Belizean, "dat could be a very in-tresting topic. But mek me ask yu one question fus".

"Go ahead ", said the American.

"A donkey, a cow and a deer all eat grass, rite? Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turn out flat patties, and a donkey produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the American. "I have no idea."

"Well, den," said the Belizean, "How de rass yu feel qualified fi discuss Nuclear Power wen yu don't even know sh*t ????"