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    ABW Ambassador JoyUnltd's Avatar
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    Evening classes for men
    The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

    DAY ONE

    HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS.
    Step by step guide with slide presentation.

    TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
    Roundtable discussion.

    DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR.
    Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics).

    DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
    Debate among a panel of experts.

    REMOTE CONTROL.
    Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups.

    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS.
    Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum.

    DAY TWO

    EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
    Group discussion and role play.

    HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
    PowerPoint presentation.

    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
    Real life testimonial from the one man who did.

    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
    Driving simulation.

    LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER.
    Online class and role playing.

    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
    Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

    REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
    Bring your calendar or PDA to class.

    GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME.
    Individual counselors available.
    Renée
    Pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain. -Wizardress of Oz

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    ABW Ambassador CDC's Avatar
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    "IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?"

    Ha Ha Ha YES!
    I can't complain but sometimes I still do...

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    Canadienne extraordinaire Susan's Avatar
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    LMAO - this is absolutely perfect. I must pass this along to relevant males I know :-)
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    REMOTE CONTROL.
    Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups.

    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS.
    Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum.
    LOL.. i need to attend just this training....
    Cheers,

    Harry.
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    Winner of the 2002 Abestweb.com "Best Affiliate Program Award"

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    Moderator BurgerBoy's Avatar
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    They need to add a course:

    HOW TO ANSWER THE TRICK QUESTIONS THAT WOMEN ASK YOU.

    Example: Honey - Do I look fat in this dress???

    Answers:

    1. Trying to stay out of trouble answer - Honey you look great in that dress. It really turns me on.

    She answers - Quit lying to me. I know I look fat in it and you're just patronizing me and I don't like it when you lie to me.

    She doesn't talk to you for the rest of the day - However - That may be a plus and good for you.

    2. Honest answer - Yes you do look fat in that dress. If I were you I would take it back to the store and get something different.

    She answers - F*** you a**h***. I knew that you didn't love me or care about me. If you did you wouldn't call me fat. Well you can just go to hell.

    She doesn't talk to you for the rest of the week - However - That may be a plus and good for you.

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoyUnltd
    The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

    DAY ONE

    HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS.
    Step by step guide with slide presentation.

    TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
    Roundtable discussion.

    DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR.
    Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics).

    DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
    Debate among a panel of experts.

    REMOTE CONTROL.
    Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups.

    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS.
    Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum.

    DAY TWO

    EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
    Group discussion and role play.

    HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
    PowerPoint presentation.

    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
    Real life testimonial from the one man who did.

    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
    Driving simulation.

    LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER.
    Online class and role playing.

    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
    Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

    REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
    Bring your calendar or PDA to class.

    GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME.
    Individual counselors available.
    Perfect ... too funny!
    Peace,

    Rexanne

    Rexanne.com
    Loving Everyone's Child Creates Magic


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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    I like it.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    I'd comment, but no matter what I said, I'd be wrong!

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    If a man says something and there is no woman around, is he still wrong?

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    WHAT IS THE RIGHT LOOK WHEN YOUR PARTNER EXPLAINS THAT DISHES DONT LEVITATE
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    HOW TO FILTER TUTS AND SIGHS
    one of our most popular class

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