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    Mainly for Men's, but women's are welcomed to reply.
    Guys, this is not funny, but I post this here because it will last longer than in the Midnight Cafe' forum.

    It's past 2:00 am EDT and I am watching a rebroadcast of the Oprah show right now!

    If you know what I am watching you have to agree: "Some women's don't get wrinkled with age, they just get like that canned soup jingle: "Umm...Umm...Good!"

    If you have not seeing the way that those 70, 60's and 50's year old women's look on that Oprah show, there is no way for me to explain it.

    FWIW, if you're single or your wife looks too old, try to watch that Show one day (Original Air Date: September 18, 2003) Title of the show: "How to Stop the Clock on Aging"

    In the mean time, dream on and rest assure that some women's are turning into the wine life-cycle: "They're looking better with Age" (but only some of them )

    Sal.
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    They must all be plazan customers
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    "Some women's don't get wrinkled with age, they just get like that canned soup jingle: "Umm...Umm...Good!"
    That's me, no wrinkles (just a line here and there) but that's a good part hereditary - it's some Mediterranean/Italian heritage that gives some people a light olive complexion that wears well with time.

    If you have not seeing the way that those 70, 60's and 50's year old women's look on that Oprah show, there is no way for me to explain it.
    Many get facelifts, and don't forget about the magic of professional stage makeup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil
    Sal
    They must all be plazan customers
    Neil,

    If Plazan products can make my wife look like the 69 years old woman I saw today on the Oprah show, I will not promote your products as an affiliate, I will just do what the late Victor Kiam did.

    Do you remember what he was famous for?

    Victor Kiam was made famous in his advertisement "I liked the shaver so much, I bought the company"
    So if Plazan can do that, how much do you want for your company?

    I will do anything for my wife, so name your price!

    Disclaimer:
    Unless my wife can look like she is under 30's, I am not buying anything, ok?

    BTW, this is how she looks now: , and I want her to look like this: again.

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    So Mr. Sal, are you still quite the dapper young man you used to be?

    Reminds me of a story.

    Morris & Becky have spent their lives together, raised their family and gone on to grow old together. The day finally arrives for Morris to be eligible for Social Security retirement, so he goes down to the office to apply.

    He comes home and tells Becky excitedly "Becky! I was accepted, I am now on Social Security retirement benefits."

    Becky looks at him, shrugs and calmly replies, "Morris, congratulations. You should have pulled down your pants, they would have given you Disability also."

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    So Mr. Sal, are you still quite the dapper young man you used to be?
    Unfortunately not anymore on the outside , but inside I still feel like 20 , and I also still waiting for the upcoming pharmacogenetics that I read, are on the works on Europe for some time now.

    Becky looks at him, shrugs and calmly replies, "Morris, congratulations. You should have pulled down your pants, they would have given you Disability also."
    That was funny!

    But, at this time and age (2005), I don't think that Morris would qualify for that disability, since nowadays there is no longer an excuse to have that disability.
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    Sal posted
    I will just do what the late Victor Kiam did.
    Sorry Mr Sal. its not for sale, maybe in about 10 years,
    when i think about putting my feet up
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