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    Talking Best-Ever Xmas Cookie Recipe!
    Hey and happy Saturday morning all,

    A friend sent this great recipe to me and I thought there would be a few of you on the board who might appreciate it as much as I do.

    'Tis the season for sharing, after all.

    Here you are:

    >> > >Christmas Cookie Recipe
    >> > >
    >> > >
    >> > > 1 cup of water
    >> > > 1 tsp baking soda
    >> > > 1 cup of sugar
    >> > > 1 tsp salt
    >> > > 1 cup of brown sugar
    >> > > lemon juice
    >> > > 4 large eggs
    >> > > 1 cup nuts
    >> > > 2 cups of dried fruit
    >> > > 1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve
    >> > >
    >> > >
    >> > >Sample the Crown to check quality.
    >> > >
    >> > >
    >> > >Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of
    >>the
    >> > >highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
    >> > >
    >> > >Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
    >>fluffy
    >> > >bowl.
    >> > >
    >> > >Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
    >> > >
    >> > >At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK, try
    >>another
    >> > >cup.. just in case.
    >> > >
    >> > >
    >> > >
    >> > >Turn off the mixer thingy.
    >> > >
    >> > >Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
    >>fruit
    >> > >
    >> > >Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
    >> > >
    >> > >Mix on the turner.
    >> > >
    >> > >If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
    >>loose with a
    >> > >dewscriver.
    >> > >
    >> > >Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity.
    >> > >
    >> > >Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
    >> > >
    >> > >Who giveshz a sheet.
    >> > >
    >> > >Check the Crown Royal.
    >> > >
    >> > >Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    >> > >
    >> > >Add one table.
    >> > >
    >> > >Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.
    >> > >
    >> > >Whatever you can find.
    >> > >
    >> > >Greash the oven.
    >> > >
    >> > >Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    >> > >
    >> > >Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    >> > >
    >> > >Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
    >> > >
    >> > >Finish the bottle of Crown Royal
    >> > >
    >> > >Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
    >> > >
    >> > >CHERRY MISTMAS

    Happy Holidays everyone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RugmanAM
    Hey and happy Saturday morning all,

    A friend sent this great recipe to me and I thought there would be a few of you on the board who might appreciate it as much as I do.

    'Tis the season for sharing, after all.

    Here you are:

    >> > >Christmas Cookie Recipe
    >> > >
    >> > >
    >> > > 1 cup of water
    >> > > 1 tsp baking soda
    >> > > 1 cup of sugar
    >> > > 1 tsp salt
    >> > > 1 cup of brown sugar
    >> > > lemon juice
    >> > > 4 large eggs
    >> > > 1 cup nuts
    >> > > 2 cups of dried fruit
    >> > > 1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve
    >> > >
    >> > >
    >> > >Sample the Crown to check quality.
    >> > >
    >> > >
    >> > >Take a large bowl, check the Crown again, to be sure it is of
    >>the
    >> > >highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
    >> > >
    >> > >Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
    >>fluffy
    >> > >bowl.
    >> > >
    >> > >Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
    >> > >
    >> > >At this point it's best to make sure the Crown is still OK, try
    >>another
    >> > >cup.. just in case.
    >> > >
    >> > >
    >> > >
    >> > >Turn off the mixer thingy.
    >> > >
    >> > >Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
    >>fruit
    >> > >
    >> > >Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
    >> > >
    >> > >Mix on the turner.
    >> > >
    >> > >If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
    >>loose with a
    >> > >dewscriver.
    >> > >
    >> > >Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity.
    >> > >
    >> > >Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
    >> > >
    >> > >Who giveshz a sheet.
    >> > >
    >> > >Check the Crown Royal.
    >> > >
    >> > >Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    >> > >
    >> > >Add one table.
    >> > >
    >> > >Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.
    >> > >
    >> > >Whatever you can find.
    >> > >
    >> > >Greash the oven.
    >> > >
    >> > >Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    >> > >
    >> > >Don't forget to beat off the turner.
    >> > >
    >> > >Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
    >> > >
    >> > >Finish the bottle of Crown Royal
    >> > >
    >> > >Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
    >> > >
    >> > >CHERRY MISTMAS

    Happy Holidays everyone!
    Oh man ... I got stoopid just reading that! LOL - thanks for sharing Liz.
    Peace,

    Rexanne

    Rexanne.com
    Loving Everyone's Child Creates Magic


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    I just... can't.... help... myself....





    Sorry, had to do it. I needed some Xmas cheer and thought maybe someone else did too.

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    I's jest finished my's fist *****, oops ... baatch and's fixin' ta whip me up sum mere. Got's ta go en fetch me nother bottle. Fanks fer the esippee!

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