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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    Men are like ..
    1. Men are like ..Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.

    2. Men are like ..Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.

    3. Men are like ..Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.

    4. Men are like ..Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

    5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

    6. Men are like ..Commercials... You can't believe all they say.

    7. Men are like ..Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

    8. Men are like ..Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.

    9. Men are like ..Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    10. Men are like ..Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    11. Men are like .. Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    12. Men are like ..Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

    13. Men are like ..Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

    At least I know I'm a good one
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    Men are like ..

    Who wrote this thread, Gordon or his wife, Pauline?


    1. Men are like ..Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
    That depends on which door you let them in. ( or )

    2. Men are like ..Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
    That depends on the MG. of the blue pill's.

    3. Men are like ..Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
    I agree!

    4. Men are like ..Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
    If you're not sure why you need a man, then, you're not a real 100% heterosexual female.

    5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
    I agree!

    6. Men are like ..Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
    That all depends on who's watching those commercials.

    7. Men are like ..Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
    Maybe!

    8. Men are like ..Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
    You may be right on this one, I am supposedly must be ripe by now, but some of us still green inside.

    9. Men are like ..Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    That's a 50/50% true statement, maybe that's why I like to be the "The Smilie Master", just in case I have to

    10. Men are like ..Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
    That depends on you! Are you are an over eater or just a natural women?

    11. Men are like .. Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    That's BS, you can see when they're coming if you're in tune with the weather conditions. You can see the size of the cloud before it get's all over your space. Since no one can predict how long any storm will last, you must deal with it, you may get lucky and get a Wilma or you may just get a tornado. Deal with it!

    12. Men are like ..Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
    A hot Lava can be like lit charcoal, the more you blow on it, the brighter it can glow.

    13. Men are like ..Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
    Not true, I am one of the good one's and I am not handicapped but, I am not available just like that!

    At least I know I'm a good one
    I'm not too sure about that.

    Unless your wife Pauline was the one who made that post, I can't believe that a man made that post. (why # 4 come to mind?)




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    Mr.Sal you truly are the smilie master.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    Men are like ..Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
    Smart women don't try and change them
    Men are like ..Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
    umm... not in my case.... they focus a little higher
    Men are like ..Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    Yup yup!
    Men are like .. Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
    I think it doesn't take long to make this predictable, lol.
    Men are like ..Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
    Blonde men?
    Men are like ..Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
    Nah, the good ones are taken or otherwise unavailable

    I tend to have more male friends than female friends, what's up with that?
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    Maybe Gordon has finally seen the light and realized which gender deserves to have the fun poked at it!

    Either that, or Pauline saw some of the other stuff he's posted, and was standing behind him with an iron frying pan while giving him 10 seconds to make things right!
    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    Leader you got it right

    Only it wasn't her metal frying pan she held it was my laptop.
    She said she didn't want to put a dent in the middle of the frying pan as it would make frying eggs difficult.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Poor guys ... it's so easy to bash you.
    Peace,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    Poor guys ... it's so easy to bash you.
    Isn't it fun though !
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