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    "And despite being restrained with plastic handcuffs, the pilot decided he had no choice but to divert the 777 jet to Bermuda."

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    In the cockpit .... ahem, moving on ... In the cockpit shortly after this incident...

    Pilot: Man what a way to cap off a bad week

    CoPilot: Yeah, I know. The worst part was he could have pulled up his pants before going off on you.

    Pilot: You said it, geez that was horrible. It was like being attacked by a one eyed chipmunk. I don't know how long it's going to take to get that image out of my head.
    CoPilot: Nasty. Things all cooled off now?
    Pilot: No, the guys still yelling and making a fuss ... hey, isn't that Bermuda over ther?
    CoPilot: Yea, we are little behind schedule but .... oh no. No you don't!
    Pilot: Cmon ... first rounds on me.
    CoPilot: No no no no no. You know what happened last time.
    Pilot: Yeah and I told you I burned the film. Those pictures will never surface.
    CoPilot: Nope. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent.
    Pilot: Bill, we are dealing with a major security risk here. He's restrained but ... ah ... he's loud who knows what he's capable of, yeah that's it.
    CoPilot: But ...
    Pilot: Bill, I am your superior officer.
    CoPilot: Oh, pull rank on me now. Bermuda eh?
    Pilot: I'll let you wear my wings ... you can be captain.
    CoPilot: Can I wear the hat too?
    Pilot: Bill, find me a landing strip in Bermuda and you can wear my pants. I'll inform the passengers.
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    I don't know which is funnier....the actual story or popdawg.

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    I vote popdawg!!
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