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    ABW Ambassador Sheri's Avatar
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    February 17th, 2005
    FYI - PG-13 rating on this one
    I know it's a little off color, but I laughed out loud so I have to share.

    A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his
    deplorable infidelity, Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the mans
    penis off.
    Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
    Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9 year old daughter. The little
    girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis
    smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
    Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
    Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young
    age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
    The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes
    she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?!"


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    ABW Ambassador Mike O's Avatar
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    January 17th, 2005
    Los Angeles area
    That made me laugh -- I absolutely didn't anticipate the punchline.
    A joy shared is a joy doubled.
    A burden shared is a burden lightened.

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