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December 14th, 2005, 08:24 AM #1Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.
Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.
(Read out loud for maximum effect)
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall......
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
December 14th, 2005, 10:59 AM #2Originally Posted by Sam I Am
December 14th, 2005, 11:31 AM #3
Thought you'd like this one
A friend sent it to me this morning. Up my alley huh.......
December 14th, 2005, 11:50 AM #4
I'm still stuck on the other Seuss books, "Who Shat in the Hat," and "Horton Hires a Ho."
December 14th, 2005, 01:39 PM #5
December 14th, 2005, 03:21 PM #6Originally Posted by buy_online
December 14th, 2005, 03:23 PM #7Originally Posted by Sam I Am
I'm SO happy you're here, Sam. Love the light hearted approach to life, especially when everything else is so damn dark. Any good LOLs are always welcome. :-)
Last edited by Rexanne; December 14th, 2005 at 03:36 PM.
December 14th, 2005, 03:34 PM #8
Oops, misread that one......
<--- I love these two, they remind of a scene from Animal House
December 14th, 2005, 03:38 PM #9Originally Posted by Sam I Am
December 14th, 2005, 04:36 PM #10
Love It!!Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!
December 14th, 2005, 07:43 PM #11
December 17th, 2005, 03:03 PM #12
My favorite Seuss book is:
Leaving the Cat Flat!
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