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    Angelina's Lips Explode
    I think Angelina Jolie is hot. That's no secret. But I also always thought that her lips were more of a distraction than were sexy. But I guess I may be wrong again.

    Ladies . . . now you can add freakishly large lips to your makeup purse, for that smashing blowfish look . . . this is real . . . I saw it on TV and it's called Lip Explosion . . .



    Granted, having a softer landing place for planting a kiss is a lot better than kissing someone and having to check to see if she's smiling because it feels like her teeth, but if you walk into some place the attention you get from having lips like this just MAY not be what you think they are thinking. Honestly, Angelina is sexy as hell but I think it's more on the freakish side of the spectrum. If Angelina had bigger eyes she would be ridiculed as a freak.

    What has this got to do with Aff marketing?

    It is a HOT topic that will have staying power . . . I'm not sure if they offer a program but somewhere I think will pop up if you did a little research.

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    Now it's time for a kissing joke.

    A couple are in a parked car making out and kissing. He stops and says to her, "Dear, I think I've got your chewing gum."

    "That isn't my chewing gum," she replies, "it's my cold breaking up."

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    Sorry, but that just ain't normal.

    Who in their right mind wants to look like a gourami?

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    LMAO...only on a Sunday night!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by webworker
    Now it's time for a kissing joke.

    A couple are in a parked car making out and kissing. He stops and says to her, "Dear, I think I've got your chewing gum."

    "That isn't my chewing gum," she replies, "it's my cold breaking up."
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    That isn't my chewing gum," she replies, "it's my cold breaking up.
    Everyone knows this isn't true because if the cold was that bad, she couldn't breath through her noise! At least until AFTER that wonderful kiss!!!

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    Who in their right mind wants to look like a gourami?
    So I had no choice but to waste my #1997 post on this thread.

    I agree 100% with you on that!

    Who in their right mind wants to (Fill in the blank here)

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    Next thought sound better!

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    Even Ms Piggy (the Muppet) have a better lips than that.

    I rather go out with Ms Piggy, than with a woman that looks like that sideways, it's too bad that I saw that picture today, because I thought that An-Jolie was hot, but after seeing those lips, .................


    Even any regular Hoover V C or this , looks better than that live Oreck!


    Any way, that picture is only good for some lonely guys in jail or someone that don't have a V C near by.

    It's good to do three things in order:

    Do some #one , do a good #two and then have a nice #three , or just take a good look at that photo and dream on that you're here --->






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    I'm thinking of marketing my own 'lip explosion" kit. Its all natural and reusable.
    Contains 3 live wasps in a jar.
    -Place in mouth for 60 seconds.
    -Replace in jar.
    -Repeat when necessary

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    Simcat's version sheds a whole new light on the term 'bee stung lips'...

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    if you walk into some place the attention you get from having lips like this just MAY not be what you think they are thinking.
    That's for sure!

    Years ago I w*rked in a place where some woman had her lips puffed out like that. Indeed, nobody of either gender could take their eyes off her!

    She never seemed to notice the actual expression on people's faces. The expression that goes with the thought...
    "What a freak..."

    On top of that, add the fact that she was about 45-50 and should have known better...
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    Hmmmm. What domain name would that product fit best on?

    BouncyLips.com ?
    LipBalloon.com ?
    TooMuchMoney.net ?
    MooshyLips.com?


    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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    What domain name would that product fit best on?
    PunchedInTheMouth.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by elbowcreek
    Hmmmm. What domain name would that product fit best on?

    BouncyLips.com ?
    LipBalloon.com ?
    TooMuchMoney.net ?
    MooshyLips.com?


    FatLips.us

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    BigSuckers.com

    Nope, taken. It is a porn site.

    But, GreatBigSuckers.com seems to be available!

    Go for it!
    Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!

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    JoocySmoocher is probably taken too

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSanf
    BigSuckers.com

    Nope, taken. It is a porn site.

    But, GreatBigSuckers.com seems to be available!

    Go for it!
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    I'm thinking of marketing my own 'lip explosion" kit. Its all natural and reusable.
    Contains 3 live wasps in a jar.
    -Place in mouth for 60 seconds.
    -Replace in jar.
    -Repeat when necessary
    Bwaaahhahahahah !!

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    Do a bit of checking and you will see that there are a few companies offering affiliates a chance to make $ off of Lip Explosion. The commish is pretty good.

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    I didn't get this at first as I thought she was pouting, then I looked again and realised that these are her lips "at rest". That's just bizarre.

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    I thought she was pouting
    And at first I thought she was all puckered up, like for a kiss - like a gourami.

    these are her lips "at rest". That's just bizarre.
    It's gross.

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    I think her lips are beautiful

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    Quote Originally Posted by westgroup
    Do a bit of checking and you will see that there are a few companies offering affiliates a chance to make $ off of Lip Explosion. The commish is pretty good.
    I'd hafta start a smut site to get my ideas to work around those lips . . .

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    I look forward to the day when big, puffy, pouty lips are yesterday's trend.

    They just don't look natural at all on some people, and in many ways detract from otherwise good looks.

    It's just a fad...some day it will go away, and people will look back and laugh...just like we do now at some of those crazy '70s looks that were so popular.

    Andy

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