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    Newbie Sam I Am's Avatar
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    The perfect husband
    Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$70,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!
    MAN: Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

    He smiles and asks:
    "Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam I Am
    Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$70,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!
    MAN: Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

    He smiles and asks:
    "Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"
    LOL
    Peace,

    Rexanne

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    LoL... I'm Having so much Fun today!!

    Thanks Sam..
    Cheers,

    Harry.
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by harrymond
    LoL... I'm Having so much Fun today!!

    Thanks Sam..
    Life is SUPPOSED to be fun ... enjoy :-)
    Peace,

    Rexanne

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    Amen sister

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