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    Newbie Sam I Am's Avatar
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    My favorite blonde joke
    A blind man enters a Ladies' Bar by mistake.

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
    hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
    that joke, sir, you should know five things . . .

    1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

    2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.

    3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
    weightlifter.

    5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

    "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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    Crazy like a fox suzigeek's Avatar
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    HA HA HA...I'm a sucker for blonde jokes...That was a good one thanks.
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    Sam,

    How many times do you have to repeat jokes at Share Results?

    cheers!
    -nishith

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    Canadienne extraordinaire Susan's Avatar
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    OOOOOHHHH Nish!

    them's fightin' words i think!
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    Newbie Sam I Am's Avatar
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    I don't even bother telling them here Nish....I just post em and make myself available for further explanations when required.

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam I Am
    A blind man enters a Ladies' Bar by mistake.

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
    hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
    that joke, sir, you should know five things . . .

    1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

    2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.

    3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
    weightlifter.

    5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

    "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
    LOL
    Peace,

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    it's really good one LoooooooooooooL

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    LOL... Good One SAM...
    Cheers,

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    Huh?




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