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    Three little ducks go into a Bar...............
    "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.


    "Huey," was the reply.


    "How's your day been, Huey?"


    "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.


    "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.


    He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"


    "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.


    "So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.


    "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"


    The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"



    "No," she said, batting her eyelashes.
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    "My name is Puddles."
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    Very Cute I was not expecting that ending lol
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    LOL!
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    nice one

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyfalcon
    Very Cute I was not expecting that ending lol
    He got me on that ending too!!!! Sweet
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    Yeah... good one!!
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    got to forward this one.

    cheers!
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    here is another joke about 3 ducks (and 3 ladies )

    Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
    "Yeah teach?" he replies.
    "If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
    Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
    "No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
    "Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
    The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
    Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

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