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    Talking that's why I search easy money
    For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood circulation or anything else I could think of.
    But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
    Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million.
    140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school.Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
    Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work.
    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
    Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.
    You and me.
    And there you are sitting on your butt, at your computer, reading jokes.

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    Exactly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lockman
    That leaves just two people to do the work.
    You and me.

    And there you are sitting on your butt, at your computer, reading jokes.
    yep....

    here i am siting on my but reading your "joke"...

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    I dont push you to read "my joke" it's you who like jokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by lockman
    For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood circulation or anything else I could think of.
    But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
    Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million.
    140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school.Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
    Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 19 million to do the work.
    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
    Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.
    You and me.
    And there you are sitting on your butt, at your computer, reading jokes.
    Exhausting, huh? Keep up the good work Lockman!
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    That leaves just two people to do the work.
    You and me.
    Sorry lockman,

    But this is the last year that we're going to work together!

    Since I am going to retire by the end of this year, You will be the only one working on 2007.

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