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    Best Blonde Joke Ever...
    this one had me on the floor lmao.

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    Good one. It took me longer than it should have to get it. Maybe I'm blonde?
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    Got it two clicks through - and I'm blonde, so take that!
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    That's as good as the joke about the green golf ball...
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    I clicked at least 8 times just to be sure, which made me laugh. Good one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike O
    That's as good as the joke about the green golf ball...

    Ok so - What's the rest of it?
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    I'm a brunette...and i just kept going and going...

    It's too damn early for these kinds of jokes!!!!!!!

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    Quote:
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    That's as good as the joke about the green golf ball...

    Ok so - What's the rest of it?__________________
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike O
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mike O
    That's as good as the joke about the green golf ball...

    Ok so - What's the rest of it?__________________
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    Nah.

    The GGBJ is a joke that was often referred-to on Usenet but didn't exist. Just like green golf balls. Lots of folks pointed the reader to yet another site, etc...

    Now, however, I find that Googling shows there actually *is* a GGBJ. I guess it was a vacuum waiting to be filled.
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    Seems like there are quite a few blondies here at ABW.

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    You know...my daughter, who has a beautiful head of strawberry blonde hair, decided two years ago she wanted to be a brunette (like her Mom) because she was 'tired' of hearing how blonde's are dumb.....

    Now, she's finally gone back to blonde...but, I'm curious..does anyone know where the entire 'dumb blonde' reputation started from?

    Historically, blonde women, from what I've heard, 'have more fun'...do they really?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan_ShareResults
    You know...my daughter, who has a beautiful head of strawberry blonde hair, decided two years ago she wanted to be a brunette (like her Mom) because she was 'tired' of hearing how blonde's are dumb.....

    Now, she's finally gone back to blonde...but, I'm curious..does anyone know where the entire 'dumb blonde' reputation started from?

    Historically, blonde women, from what I've heard, 'have more fun'...do they really?
    I think the "dumb blonde" jokes started because everyone else was jealous of how much fun blondes were having.

    I don't know if they do or not, I'm a brunette with gold, copper and a few blonde highlights thrown in. LOL - Doesn't seem to make a difference ... I always have fun. Maybe I have a blonde attitude. LOL
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    thought there was a link problem, but see it now...lol
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    I'm curious..does anyone know where the entire 'dumb blonde' reputation started from?
    It originaly was meant to describe all women. But us men in our infinite wisom realised how pissed off you would all be if we told you the thruth and how we might get our daily sex rations reduced so we decided to just blame it on the blondes.
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    It originaly was meant to describe all women. But us men in our infinite wisom realised how pissed off you would all be if we told you the thruth and how we might get our daily sex rations reduced so we decided to just blame it on the blondes.
    Quite down Gordon! We've gotten away with it this long, no need to spoil it now.


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    I'm a brunette, too, Susan, and I kept going, going, going - finally, about twenty clicks later, I got it. (sigh)
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    Hey - definitely not blonde (or blond) - just a "middle age" guy with gray/white hair - and I think I have more fun. Maybe nor "more" fun, but I know I have a LOT of fun...

    Then again it might just be a light-colored hair thing.
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