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    ABW Ambassador JJJay's Avatar
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    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon

    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive Disorder
    d) Transubstantiate

    Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

    a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
    b) Nope, no more booze for me.
    c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    d) No kebab for me, thank you.
    e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
    f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
    g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
    h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
    i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

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    Thats a good one JJJ
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    k. "no"

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJJay
    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon

    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive Disorder
    d) Transubstantiate

    Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

    a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
    b) Nope, no more booze for me.
    c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    d) No kebab for me, thank you.
    e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
    f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
    g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
    h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
    i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
    LOL
    Peace,

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    Canadienne extraordinaire Susan's Avatar
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    LOL JJJ...LOL...I can distinctly recall saying at least 5 of those things recently...LOL...

    ooops, did I say 5? Damn now you know I've been drunk...
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    I find Synergy Analytics difficult to say even when I'm sober. But that's a whole nother story. I call it something completely different after a couple of drinks.
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    Canadienne extraordinaire Susan's Avatar
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    Really? Do tell, what do you call it Ron?
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    ABW Ambassador JJJay's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan_ShareResults
    LOL JJJ...LOL...I can distinctly recall saying at least 5 of those things recently...LOL...

    ooops, did I say 5? Damn now you know I've been drunk...
    If thats true, the next drink is on me

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