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    The fight we had last night was my fault.
    My wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

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    There was a fight?

    *I* wouldn't have bothered to fight, as I packed your stuff up and threw it towards the curb, and then sent you out next

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    Easy Now!!!!!! It was just a little funny I found, and thought I'd share. Although if anyone wants to use it at home, feel free.

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    I'm waiting for Pauline to come home from a Bryan Adams concert then I'll give it a go
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    That just reminded me . . .

    A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her:

    "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
    His wife got up immediately and unplugged the TV.


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    Go for it Gordon!

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    You might end up in a vegetative state.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    I'm waiting for Pauline to come home from a Bryan Adams concert then I'll give it a go
    You're lucky she has been to a Bryan Adams concert ... she'll be mellow and happy and rocked out enough not to bop you over the head. LOL

    The joke is funny, though. If my husband (pick one ...) said that to me, I'd have handed him a duster and told him to go for it.
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    Can anybody tell me a painless way of removing waffle skillet marks from my forehead please?
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    Can anybody tell me a painless way of removing waffle skillet marks from my forehead please?
    Peace,

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