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    Talking boys.......
    The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas...

    Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):

    1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4
    inches deep.

    2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
    blades, they can ignite.

    3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
    restaurant.

    4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
    enough to rotate 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.
    It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all
    four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

    5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using
    a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you
    get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

    6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a
    ceiling fan.

    7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too
    late.

    8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

    9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
    36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

    10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old
    Boy.

    11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

    12.) Super glue is forever.

    13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't
    walk on water.

    14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

    15.) VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show
    they do.

    16.) Garbage bags do not make good s.

    17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

    18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

    19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like
    ovens.

    20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

    21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

    22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

    23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

    24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

    Those who pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without boys
    do it because:
    a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
    b) For those who already have children past this age , this is hilarious.
    c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
    d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
    e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth
    control.

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    Canadienne extraordinaire Susan's Avatar
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    LOL Mike...

    I have a boy...and thank goodness he has yet to attempt ANY of these! And I will DEFINITELY not send him this link either !!!!
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    24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
    20% of the Women will too.

    There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merchant Consultant Team

    For those who have not yet had children, this is birth
    control.
    Take heed!

    LOL - funny stuff. I have girls ... thank God.
    Peace,

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    got to forward this to my sister-in-law.. too funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merchant Consultant Team
    8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
    Made a mental note to try that as soon as I read it - only now I need to find the nearest stuff to Clorox in Britain.

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    What's a dust bunny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewbert
    What's a dust bunny?
    Look under your bed, thats a dust bunny!!!

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    80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.


    I am already on it..
    LOL..

    Funny Stuff...
    Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
    LMAO

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    LOL - funny stuff. I have girls ... thank God.
    We only have me now ..........

    Poor Pauline
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    to the 20% woman that gonna try that........ Im Clyde

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