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    An Election Joke
    Five Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first says "I like to see accountants on my operating table, when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

    The third says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth chimes in: "I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

    The fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    Five Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first says "I like to see accountants on my operating table, when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

    The third says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth chimes in: "I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

    The fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
    LOL Beautiful ...
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