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    What Makes 100%?
    What Makes 100%? What
    does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who
    say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings
    where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?









    Here's a little mathematical
    formula that might help you answer these questions:









    If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.









    Then:









    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K



    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%









    and









    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E



    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%









    But,









    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E



    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%









    And,









    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T



    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%









    AND , look how far ass kissing will take you.









    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G



    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%









    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and
    Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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    Very true.

    You just hit the nail on the head.

    See what your mom and dad owning the business adds up to.


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    ROFL, love it!!!!!!
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