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    Senior Affiliate Manager AMWSO James - AMWSO's Avatar
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    Performance Appraisals: What the terminology really means...
    What performance appraisals really mean...

    OUTGOING PERSONALITY.........Always going out of the office
    GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS...................Able to bullshit
    GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS.......Spends lots of time on phone
    AVERAGE EMPLOYEE..............................Not too bright
    EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED......Made no major blunders yet
    WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY................Too ugly to get a date
    ACTIVE SOCIALLY.................................Drinks a lot
    FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY.................Spouse drinks, too
    INDEPENDENT WORKER.............Nobody knows what he/she does
    QUICK THINKING......................Offers plausible excuses
    CAREFUL THINKER........................Won't make a decision
    AGGRESSIVE........................................Obnoxious
    USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS......Gets someone else to do it
    EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL.....................Speaks English
    METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL..................A nit picker
    HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES.........Is tall or has a loud voice
    EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT...........................Lucky
    KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR..............Knows a lot of dirty jokes
    CAREER MINDED...................................Back Stabber
    LOYAL..........................Can't get a job anywhere else
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    Outsourced Program Manager Chris -  AMWSO's Avatar
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    Nice timing, I have you down on my sheet as

    "Loyal Career minded member of the team who is an aggressive quick thinker with vocal leadership qualities"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris - AMWSO
    Nice timing, I have you down on my sheet as

    "Loyal Career minded member of the team who is an aggressive quick thinker with vocal leadership qualities"
    gottcha ...
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    Good one James..
    Now you have 100% apprisal from Chris..
    Cheers,

    Harry.
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