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    Funnies for the gals
    Now I lay me Down to sleep
    I pray the Lord My shape to keep.
    Please no wrinkles, Please no bags, And please lift my butt before it sags.
    Please no age spots, Please no gray.
    And as for my belly, Please take it away.
    Please keep me healthy
    Please keep me young,
    And thank you Dear Lord for all that you've done.

    Five tips for a woman....

    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

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    One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
    "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!"



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    What's the useless piece of skin called that hangs off the end of a penis?
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    A man.

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewbert
    What's the useless piece of skin called that hangs off the end of a penis?
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    A man.
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddd! LOL LOL
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vness
    Now I lay me Down to sleep
    I pray the Lord My shape to keep.
    Please no wrinkles, Please no bags, And please lift my butt before it sags.
    Please no age spots, Please no gray.
    And as for my belly, Please take it away.
    Please keep me healthy
    Please keep me young,
    And thank you Dear Lord for all that you've done.

    Five tips for a woman....

    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

    Extra:

    One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
    "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!"



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    LOL Vanessa. Good ones!
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    Thanks! I don't know what I have started!

    I get so many jokes like this, but I will try to limit myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vness
    Thanks! I don't know what I have started!

    I get so many jokes like this, but I will try to limit myself.

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    Keep Smiling! It makes people wonder what you have been up to...
    Oh please don't limit yourself Vanessa! We love our daily chuckles.
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