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February 6th, 2006, 11:38 PM #1If you ever meet Gail O'Toole - RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN
Old news but funny as hell.
WESTMORELAND COUNTY, Pa. -- Gail O'Toole was convicted of simple assault and sentenced to six months probation for acts she committed against her ex-lover. On Wednesday, the civil suit went to court, where O'Toole's ex-boyfriend claimed her "outrageous" and "inhumane" acts are worth thousands in damages.
Ken Slaby said he was in love with O'Toole five years ago. He even admitted he was devastated when O'Toole broke it off.
So, when O'Toole invited him over to her Murrysville home to rekindle a friendship, he said he agreed. Slaby said O'Toole even went to his house in Pittsburgh to pick him up.
But according to Slaby, the night took a turn when O'Toole got angry about Slaby's new love.
Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.
Then came the nail polish.
Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head. When he woke up, Slaby said O'Toole threw him out.
He didn't have a car, so he was forced to walk one mile down Route 22 to call 911 and Murrysville police, Slaby said.
When asked if in his 23 years as a police officer he had seen anything like this, Patrolman Joseph Malone of the Murrysville Police Department said, "No, I can't say I have." At the hospital, oils did little to remove the glue. Nurses actually had to peel it off. Slaby underwent treatment from a dermatologist several times afterward.
February 7th, 2006, 02:11 AM #2
February 7th, 2006, 02:16 AM #3
Damn ... what an evil wench!
February 7th, 2006, 06:06 AM #4the night took a turn when O'Toole got angry about Slaby's new love.There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway
February 7th, 2006, 06:23 AM #5
If he is going to tell his old girl friend about his new girl friend while he is naked and falling asleep, he isn't the brightest light on the tree and probably should not be allowed to reproduce. So, I think she did a public service.Comments are opinion unless otherwise noted. Remember, pillage first. Then burn. Half of all people in the world have IQs under 100. You best learn to trust ol' SSanf!
February 7th, 2006, 06:46 AM #6Originally Posted by SSanf
February 7th, 2006, 06:52 AM #7
Since we're pulling out the ways to call someone stupid, 2 of my favorites:
1.) The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming...
2.) It takes him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Not originals, but I like em
Isn't the best advice to usually not recycle girlfriends (boyfriends)? As we see here, the old problems often arise, and sometimes some new ones
February 7th, 2006, 06:53 AM #8
February 7th, 2006, 12:34 PM #9
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The door's open, the lights are on, but Mr. Brain is not at home.
February 7th, 2006, 01:45 PM #10Originally Posted by Leader
Good call Leader!
February 8th, 2006, 10:30 AM #11
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I wonder if the gals would think it was just as funny (and justified) if the roles were reversed. What if it was a case where the guy super glued a gals chin to her chest and then glued her breasts to her face because she cheated on him? Imagine that.
February 8th, 2006, 10:39 AM #12
sounds like a bunny boiler to me....Getting There Is Half The Fun! Staying There Is Half The Battle!
February 8th, 2006, 11:04 AM #13Originally Posted by Ray
Although your scenario's result is publicly visible. So to match it, a guy would have to have something equally obvious to the world done to him, not something that he could hide just by putting his pants on...There is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway
February 8th, 2006, 11:11 AM #14Originally Posted by Ray
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