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    The slot machine that IS paid! Billy Kay's Avatar
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    The SILLY Results of '05
    Now that the serious results are in - all well-deserved - how about a thread about the silly nominations we'd love to see... but wont.

    Like...

    Most Long-Winded Affiliate
    - Mike and Charlie is a gimme

    Affiliate no one ever understands
    - Either Mike and Charlie or MDiddy

    Affiliate most likey to be banned this week
    - Too many to choose

    Most graphic affiliate
    - Duh! Mr. Sal!!

    Affiliate who the "Hide Posts from this Member" button was created for
    - You know who you are!

    Biggest Linkshare suck-up
    - uh... NOT Ron

    Member with the greatest amount of posts - that never actually says anything
    - don't EVEN nominate me!!!

    Member - besides Todd - that feels tracking is not affected

    Member with best Avatar

    Member who needs a NEW Avatar

    Most eligible ABW member

    ABW member you'd like to spend 5 minutes alone with (for bad reasons)

    ABW member you'd like to spend 5 minutes alone with (for good reasons)

    ABW member most likely to blow his commissions at the track

    please chime in with more

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    The slot machine that IS paid! Billy Kay's Avatar
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    Affiliate who's questions to Linkshare will most likely be ignored

    and the winner is...

    Ron!

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    Hey, I won!!!!

    Thanks to my many fans (well, one fan I guess).
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    "Member - besides Todd - that feels tracking is not affected"

    I don't think there are any problems with tracking. Reporting? Now that's an altogether different subject.

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    Member with best Avatar
    Me... no... Billy Johnny Bravo makes me smile
    Most eligible ABW member
    ABW member you'd like to spend 5 minutes alone with (for bad reasons)
    ABW member you'd like to spend 5 minutes alone with (for good reasons)
    Hummm... these could all be the SAME ABW member..... Not gonna touch that.... rofl
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    ABW Ambassador Ron Bechdolt's Avatar
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    Yeah, I had the same thought but was not going to name names.
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    Lite On The Do, Heavy On The Nuts Donuts's Avatar
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    is there a "most beers" category? if we add one, someone nominate me - i'd nominate myself, but i gotta run to the store and get started...

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    ABW Member that drinks the most beers:
    Nominate Donuts
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    The slot machine that IS paid! Billy Kay's Avatar
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    How can we forget...

    The affiliate who in real life looks NOTHING like you imagined they would look

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    Giddiest ABW Member....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Kay
    How can we forget...

    The affiliate who in real life looks NOTHING like you imagined they would look
    All of them.

    How about:

    Affiliate Most likely to Blame Google (TM) for all their problems...
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    ABW Ambassador Ron Bechdolt's Avatar
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    Loudest ABW member...
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    The slot machine that IS paid! Billy Kay's Avatar
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    member who's sig file is 10 times bigger than any of their actual posts

    (Everyone is glancing down at their sig files now)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Kay
    How can we forget...

    The affiliate who in real life looks NOTHING like you imagined they would look
    I was about to say most of them actually do look like I think and then remembered June and being stunned by one in particular!!!!! (not you and he knows cause I tell the story often, lololol)
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    What about ABW member whose avatar looks the most like Red Green? lol
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    What's the word? Rhia7's Avatar
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    Those are all pretty silly

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    ABW Ambassador Snib's Avatar
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    How about the ABW member who got the most free chocolate in Vegas. I guess that would be for 2006 though.

    - Scott
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    Most graphic affiliate
    - Duh! Mr. Sal!!
    BurgerBoy is right behind me but, I have a reason to believe that Rhia7 will be the Most graphic affiliate for 2006
    ...

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    oh good categories that I actually care about.
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    Full Member Deb's Avatar
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    How about "Most Useless Member" - which would probably be me. I get so much from you all but don't have much to offer back. About the only thing I can really contribute to is our "cancel" thread - that's really sad.

    Maybe some day I'll learn enough that I can help a newbie, too.

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    What's the word? Rhia7's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deb
    About the only thing I can really contribute to is our "cancel" thread - that's really sad.
    The "Cancel" thread is fun
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    Full Member Deb's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhia7
    The "Cancel" thread is fun
    I'm addicted to it!

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    How about the Funniest ABW member & Smiling ABW member

    My vote: Neil for funniest ABW member & Rexanne for the Smiling ABW member...
    Cheers,

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