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    Blonde get's even with trucker.
    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
    want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

    The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
    <> kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three
    flat <> tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What
    does he think this place is .. an auto parts store?"

    "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
    <>headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices
    of <> crisp bacon."

    "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
    spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.<>

    The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie? <>She replied, "I
    thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, <>headlights and
    running boards, you might as well gas up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trying to Win
    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
    want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

    The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
    <> kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three
    flat <> tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What
    does he think this place is .. an auto parts store?"

    "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
    <>headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices
    of <> crisp bacon."

    "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
    spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.<>

    The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie? <>She replied, "I
    thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, <>headlights and
    running boards, you might as well gas up!
    LOL
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    thats a good one
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
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    Yea really good..!!
    I actually laughed out loud...

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    Glad you liked it, nothing better than a good in your day.
    Just a squirrel trying to get a nut, in the Internet jungle.

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