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February 11th, 2006, 12:12 AM #1Blonde get's even with trucker.
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
<> kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three
flat <> tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What
does he think this place is .. an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
<>headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices
of <> crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.<>
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie? <>She replied, "I
thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, <>headlights and
running boards, you might as well gas up!Just a squirrel trying to get a nut, in the Internet jungle.
February 11th, 2006, 12:33 AM #2Originally Posted by Trying to WinPeace,
Loving Everyone's Child Creates Magic
February 11th, 2006, 03:18 PM #3
thats a good oneOne day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
February 11th, 2006, 03:54 PM #4
Yea really good..!!
I actually laughed out loud...
February 11th, 2006, 04:05 PM #5
Glad you liked it, nothing better than a good in your day.Just a squirrel trying to get a nut, in the Internet jungle.
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