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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Keep The Preacher
    The Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that is willing to pay him more.

    There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.

    Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up and proclaims, "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a New Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"

    The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds.

    Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!"

    More sighs and loud applause.

    Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the preacher stays, I will give have sex with him!"

    Suddenly, the room falls in total silence.

    The Preacher, blushing, asks her, "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"

    Sadie's 90-year-old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side while his wife replies:

    "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, "F**k the Preacher."
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    That is ha ha ha halarious...!!!!!!!

    "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, "F**k the Preacher."

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    That is a first class joke, thanks for sharing it.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    That is a first class joke, thanks for sharing it.
    My pleasure to spread some cheer. :-)
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    Ha ha ha...
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    omg!! that was funny. I'll use that in my morning meeting, if you don't mind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidVanHook
    omg!! that was funny. I'll use that in my morning meeting, if you don't mind?
    Go right ahead. I got it in an email so no claims.
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