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    Ms Dumb Ass ... but, *NOT* Today! westgroup's Avatar
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    Cheney Hunting game

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    This event brings up all kinds of jokes that could be used for saturday night live or a top ten for letterman

    I got the ok to do that in my mcpatriot happy meal

    we don't need no stinking stamps....do you know who your farking with?

    always wondered what it was like to be in iraq

    please note that in compliance with new federal laws, I have not tried to harrass by posting an anonymous comment on a blog, I have simply made joking statements on current affairs.

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    Haha I like it. The Cheney story is gold!
    Keep on learning, keep on earning. :fan:

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    Saw this one today...
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    Yeah, well I'd rather go Dick hunting with ex-Vice President Dan Quayle than go quail hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.

    So there.

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    Ms Dumb Ass ... but, *NOT* Today! westgroup's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhea
    Yeah, well I'd rather go Dick hunting with ex-Vice President Dan Quayle than go quail hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.

    So there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelColey
    Saw this one today...
    Just a squirrel trying to get a nut, in the Internet jungle.

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    I don't think Cheney's ever going to hear the end of this, and I can't wait to see what SNL does.

    Here's another one:
    http://www.youtube.com/w/Hunting-Cra...page=1&t=t&f=b

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    I would have just posted the image but it's rated R - well kinda

    but check this one:
    http://static.flickr.com/35/100519286_a74aa67010.jpg

    BTW I can't even remember what thread.. but I think it was Michelle here at ABW who said, 'remember, guns don't shoot people vice presidents shoot people' my goodness I LAUGHED at that so hard..
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    On a related note, I just got this one this morning... (Something to offend both sides!)

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

    She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

    "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

    The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

    "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

    "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's all my fault."

    P.S. I'm looking forward to seeing what SNL does with this, too!
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