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    vacation to the Holy Land.
    A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on
    vacation to the Holy Land.

    While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

    The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped
    home for $5,000, or you
    can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

    The man thought about it and told him he would just
    have her shipped home.

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
    ship your mother-in-law
    home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
    spend only $150.00?"

    The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was
    buried here, and three
    days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take
    that chance."
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    LOL LOL LOL - excellent!
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    Thats a good one Neil.
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    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
    ship your mother-in-law
    home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
    spend only $150.00?"

    The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was
    buried here, and three
    days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take
    that chance."
    You got me there!

    I thought that the man would replied, "Are you crazy?, I can't afford to come to the Holy Land with my wife every year, just to bring flowers to my mother-in-law grave.


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