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    The Goldfish
    Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.

    Interested in what the rosy faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

    "My goldfish died," replied little Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

    The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a Goldfish, isn't it?"

    Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

    Cat lovers, please don't flame me. I like cats too, but this was to funny to pass up.
    [color=blue]"Those who give up their freedom for a little security deserve neither freedom nor security" - Benjamin Franklin[/color]

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    I just pictured the neighbours face when told it's inside the cat
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer


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