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    20 years of marriage
    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

    She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery o perated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

    She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    LOL LOL - baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
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    I remember a similar conversation at my house not too long ago...
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    ABW Ambassador JoyUnltd's Avatar
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    And one of you is still alive?!??!?!!!
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoyUnltd
    And one of you is still alive?!??!?!!!
    LOL LOL
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    too funny! That reminds me, I need to pick up some batteries.

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