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February 21st, 2006, 09:26 PM #1Joke 1
A wedding occurred just outside St. John's, Newfoundland.
To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and
groom's families had a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room
and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other.
The police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all
members of both families appeared in St. John's court. The fight continues
in the courtroom until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his
"Silence in Court!".
The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the Best Man, stands up and says,
"judge, I was the best Man at the wedding and I think I should explain what
happened". The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins
his explanation by telling the court that it is tradition at a St. John's
wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the bride.
The judge says, "Okay. Continue."
"Well, said Paddy, "after I had finished the first dance, the music kept
going, so I continued dancing to the second song,and after that the music
kept going and I was dancing to the third song when all of a sudden - the
groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful
kick right between her legs."
Shocked, the judge instantly responded, God, that must have hurt!"
"Hurt?" Paddy replies, "He broke three of my fingers!"One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer
February 21st, 2006, 10:11 PM #2
LOL LOL LOLPeace,
Loving Everyone's Child Creates Magic
February 22nd, 2006, 03:49 AM #3