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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    January 18th, 2005
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    Joke 1
    A wedding occurred just outside St. John's, Newfoundland.

    To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and
    groom's families had a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room
    and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other.

    The police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all
    members of both families appeared in St. John's court. The fight continues
    in the courtroom until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his
    gavel, shouting,
    "Silence in Court!".

    The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the Best Man, stands up and says,
    "judge, I was the best Man at the wedding and I think I should explain what
    happened". The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins
    his explanation by telling the court that it is tradition at a St. John's
    wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the bride.

    The judge says, "Okay. Continue."

    "Well, said Paddy, "after I had finished the first dance, the music kept
    going, so I continued dancing to the second song,and after that the music
    kept going and I was dancing to the third song when all of a sudden - the
    groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful
    kick right between her legs."

    Shocked, the judge instantly responded, God, that must have hurt!"

    "Hurt?" Paddy replies, "He broke three of my fingers!"
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    Plazan Merchant Neil's Avatar
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    Gordon , you dont get any better
    it sounds more like a lower salford wedding
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