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    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you
    in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

    "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

    "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

    "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine
    now."

    "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

    "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My
    hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

    What about that eye patch?"

    "Well, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up
    and one of them crapped in my eye."

    You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from
    bird crap."

    "It was my first day with the hook."
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you
    in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

    "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

    "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

    "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine
    now."

    "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

    "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My
    hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

    What about that eye patch?"

    "Well, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up
    and one of them crapped in my eye."

    You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from
    bird crap."

    "It was my first day with the hook."
    Peace,

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