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    LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH

    Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to
    learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
    multi-syllable word ?"

    TONY says, "Mas-tur-bate."

    Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."

    Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

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    LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR

    Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go
    to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss !!"

    The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this
    situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the
    word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

    Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you
    had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN !"

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    LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR

    One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
    hands from those who could use the word beautiful" in the same sentence
    twice.

    First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my
    mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

    "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

    "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

    She said, "Excellent, Michael !" Then the teacher reluctantly called on
    little TONY.

    "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
    pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just ****ing beautiful!"
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

    YouTrek

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