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    INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY to Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    Naan, just killed a man.
    Poppadom against his head,
    Had lime pickle now he's dead.
    Naan, dinner's just begun.
    But now I'm gonna crap it all away.
    Naan, ooh, ooh didn't mean to make you cry
    Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
    Curry on, curry on, Cause nothing really Madras.

    Too late, my dinner's gone
    Sends shivers down my spine
    Rectum aching all the time
    Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind
    And use the loo.
    Naan, ooh, ooh
    This doopiaza is so mild
    I sometimes wish we'd
    never come here at all.

    (Guitar solo)
    I see a little chicken tikka on the side
    Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
    Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat!
    Byriani (Byriani)
    Byriani (Byriani)
    Byriani and a naan
    (A vindaloo loo loo loo)
    I've eaten balti, somebody help me
    He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
    Stand you well back
    'Case the loo is quarantined...
    Here it comes
    There it goes
    Technicolor yawn
    I chunder
    It's coming up again
    (There he goes)
    I chunder, it's coming
    back again
    (There he goes)
    Coming back again
    (up again)
    Here it comes again.

    (No no no no no no)
    On my knees, I'm on my knees
    On his knees, Oh, there he goes
    This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!
    guitar solo
    So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
    So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night? Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out in here.
    guitar solo
    slow bit
    Korma, sag or bhuna
    bhaji, balti or
    Nothing makes a difference
    Nothing makes a difference
    to meee....

    (Any way, the wind blows....shshshsh)

    [ 11-30-2001: Message edited by: Guffy ]

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    You are one sick puppy Guffy [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

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