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March 8th, 2006, 01:10 PM #1The tiny Skirt
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it
was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So,
a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip
her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to
unzip a little more and again! was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Newfoundlander who was standing behind her
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Newfie smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
March 8th, 2006, 01:38 PM #2
March 8th, 2006, 03:17 PM #3
Lol Lol Lol!Peace,
Loving Everyone's Child Creates Magic
March 8th, 2006, 03:28 PM #4
haha. heard that one before, and yet it's still funny.[B]Jon Lyons[/B]
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