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    Affiliate Network Rep Vness's Avatar
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    Talking The tiny Skirt
    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
    wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it
    was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
    allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
    reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
    would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

    She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So,
    a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip
    her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
    Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
    With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to
    unzip a little more and again! was unable to take the step.

    About this time, a large Newfoundlander who was standing behind her
    picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of
    the bus.
    She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
    "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
    The Newfie smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
    with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
    friends."

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    Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!

    My, oh my! What a wonderful day!

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Lol Lol Lol!
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    haha. heard that one before, and yet it's still funny.
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