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March 10th, 2006, 03:47 PM #1The Laws
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (Works every time)
Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the phone will ring.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.Peace,
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March 10th, 2006, 03:52 PM #2
March 10th, 2006, 05:29 PM #3
They are soooo familiar.
Ward's Corollary to the Law of the Workshop:
A dropped nut, bolt, washer, screw or other fixing will instantly become invisible for 5 minutes after which time it will appear at your feet.
Law of Gardening: You will have an unavoidable reason to enter the house as soon as your hands and boots have gathered a liberal coating wet sticky mud.
Law of Dogs: A dog is always on the wrong side of a door.
March 10th, 2006, 06:15 PM #4
"Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. "
LOL!! haha soo true.[B]Jon Lyons[/B]
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March 13th, 2006, 10:23 AM #5
My Favorite One... that made me LOL....
"Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet."
March 13th, 2006, 02:00 PM #6
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Too funny, great list!
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