# The Laws

1. The Laws
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (Works every time)

Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the phone will ring.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

2. All way too true...

3. They are soooo familiar.

Ward's Corollary to the Law of the Workshop:

A dropped nut, bolt, washer, screw or other fixing will instantly become invisible for 5 minutes after which time it will appear at your feet.

Law of Gardening: You will have an unavoidable reason to enter the house as soon as your hands and boots have gathered a liberal coating wet sticky mud.

Law of Dogs: A dog is always on the wrong side of a door.

4. "Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. "

LOL!! haha soo true.

5. My Favorite One... that made me LOL....

"Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet."

6. Too funny, great list!

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