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March 12th, 2006, 11:14 PM #1Brokeback Mountain joke
A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the
doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."
The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No said the Doc, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
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March 15th, 2006, 10:26 PM #11from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming,
Until now, I thought that Brokeback was a fictitious name for that movie, because I thought that Brokeback meant "Broke back", like "broken back"
March 16th, 2006, 10:19 AM #12Originally Posted by Mr. Sal
CHEYENNE -- Fans of "Brokeback Mountain" don't seem to care the movie was actually filmed in Canada.
They want the Wyoming experience.
The Wyoming Business Council's travel and tourism department has received hundreds of calls asking about scenery in the movie, which is based on Pulitzer Prize-winner Annie Proulx's short story about two gay Wyoming cowboys.
"When we tell them it was shot in Canada, they're still interested in Wyoming," said Michell Howard, manager of the council's film, arts and entertainment office. "They don't hang up and call Alberta. They're intrigued in the story."
Wyoming Business Council spokesman Chuck Coon said he hasn't seen a movie generate this much interest in the state during his 15 years with the travel and tourism department.
"In terms of phone calls and Internet requests, it's usually slow this time of the year," he said. "This movie has changed that."
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