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    Brokeback Mountain joke
    A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the
    doctor's office and has some tests run.


    The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."


    The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"


    The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."


    The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"


    "No said the Doc, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
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    I'm glad someone posted this. I was going to, but decided not to.

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    Lol Lol
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    your a gas Gordo
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    Quote Originally Posted by mobilebadboy
    I'm glad someone posted this. I was going to, but decided not to.
    Hands up who is secure with their sexuality

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJJay
    Hands up who is secure with their sexuality



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    Quote Originally Posted by JJJay
    Hands up who is secure with their sexuality
    Actually, more like who here would have a fit over the joke if posted.

    But thanks for the moronic comment.

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    Ouch, did I hit a nerve

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    Here's another one in color: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ

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    LMAO great joke!

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    from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming,
    I didn't knew that there was a Mountain called Brokeback in Wyoming.

    Until now, I thought that Brokeback was a fictitious name for that movie, because I thought that Brokeback meant "Broke back", like "broken back"

    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sal
    I didn't knew that there was a Mountain called Brokeback in Wyoming.

    Until now, I thought that Brokeback was a fictitious name for that movie, because I thought that Brokeback meant "Broke back", like "broken back"

    Several online news sources are carrying this article:
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    CHEYENNE -- Fans of "Brokeback Mountain" don't seem to care the movie was actually filmed in Canada.

    They want the Wyoming experience.

    The Wyoming Business Council's travel and tourism department has received hundreds of calls asking about scenery in the movie, which is based on Pulitzer Prize-winner Annie Proulx's short story about two gay Wyoming cowboys.

    "When we tell them it was shot in Canada, they're still interested in Wyoming," said Michell Howard, manager of the council's film, arts and entertainment office. "They don't hang up and call Alberta. They're intrigued in the story."

    Wyoming Business Council spokesman Chuck Coon said he hasn't seen a movie generate this much interest in the state during his 15 years with the travel and tourism department.

    "In terms of phone calls and Internet requests, it's usually slow this time of the year," he said. "This movie has changed that."

    ...more can be found on the Net...
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