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    The first time # 2
    A father is waiting for his son to return home. It is already past the son's 10pm curfew and the father is pissed. When the clock strikes 11pm and the son hasn't returned home the father is fuming. Finally at 12pm the door opens and the son walks in. "Where the hell have you been. Its past midnight. You better have a good excuse." Screams the father. The son looks at the floor and mumbles, "Sorry for coming home late, but I lost my virginity tonight." The fathers eyes sparkle and he runs to the kitchen and returns with 2 beers. He hands a beer to his son and says, "Sit down and tell me all about it." The son takes a swig of beer and says, "I'd rather not sit down, it still hurts."

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    That is a beaut JJJay
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon
    That is a beaut JJJay
    Try writing that from memory after several Guinness

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJJay
    Try writing that from memory after several Guinness
    Guinness? Yes, sir, NOW you're talkin'.
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