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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    Prostitute's Tax Return ;)
    A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that
    she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says "Before we begin, I'll
    need to ask you a few questions."

    He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What
    is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says.

    The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, no, no,
    that won't work. That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that."

    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

    "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then
    the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do
    with being a prostitute?"

    "Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."

    "Good enough."
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    HA!
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    I've never considered myself a write-off to someone before

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Kay
    I've never considered myself a write-off to someone before
    ... pathetic, Billy
    Can we assume you're feeling better?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    ... pathetic, Billy
    Can we assume you're feeling better?
    Of course he is, check out the IP address of his post, its from the Bunny Ranch

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    Billy at the bunny ranch :
    Continued Success,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haiko de Poel, Jr.
    Billy at the bunny ranch :
    LOL LOL!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Kay
    I've never considered myself a write-off to someone before
    You were written off as a none productive loss.

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