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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Another one for the guys. :-) - kinda naughty :-)
    Jeff walks into a cocktail lounge, and sees his friend, Paul, slumped over the bar.
    He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw
    her?"

    "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

    "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked
    up the courage to ask her out and she agreed."

    "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

    "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again, so I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so that if I did, it wouldn't show."

    "Sensible," says Jeff.

    "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest dress you ever saw!"

    "And what happened then?" asked Jeff.

    "I kicked her in the face."
    Peace,

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    "I kicked her in the face."
    ROFLMAO!!!

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    another great one ......you are on a roll Rexanne keep em coming.
    One day parasites and their ilk will be made illegal, I bet a few Lawyers will be pissed off when the day comes.
    Mr. Spitzer is fetching it nearer

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    OUCH!!! For everyone!!!! lol.
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